Why has Brutus come with. A bowl of salad. i have been dished! I'll eat you bruti for that! Taken out like garbage and burnt on an open brazier in the forum. I do look so small now that I have become a fag desk end of history. Should be a god by now.
Say hello to Brutus and Mark Antony who is also there with wife jennifer Gluteus Maximus. Given a raunchy poem to 'peruse at my leisure' by a female fan. When I lose interest after the first few lines, the woman unclasps her top and lets her breasts fall out in front. An auspicious augury or an invitation to an orgy?! Remonstrate with Cassius who i see is walking around with a box of cutlery under his arm. I point to a sign in the senate that says 'no carving Knives Are to be taken from the Rrestaurant internet onto the debating Floor'. Oh you did read. And who are these others with you?
Calpurnia tells me she had some visions. Showing signs she has lost. May help me marry Cleo quickly. Order some floggings and executions. Send messenger to Cleopatra asking her to be ready for a visit later. Sign fan mail in my chauffeur driven chariot. Arrive at The senate. Met by some beggar saying I should look out for a man called 'ike from Mars' (Field of Mars?). Difficult to hear what he actually said in the noise.
10 and 51 - brief
Edit 'i'll whip out my tits out to distract caesar'. Lucretia comes up with a simple plan to distract the despot. Once the team were ready to put knife to dictator, they wasted a week arguing over the date and name to call their 'surgical Strike'. Eventually the assassins code named it 'Idles of Marcel Marceau brutus in honour of Brutus's mime artist father who was always feigning off work. Using the technical skills of 'wiz brains' sartoria at the office of Julius caesar (she hated old Julie because she was prejudiced against carpet rolling queens like cleopatra the assassins downloaded the dictator's list of engagements long for one particular day they thought looked good for. The original diary for that date still survives and is written in the first person as was traditional in those days:-.00. Hello brand new day!
A wake me up with a morning Glory for Cleopatra. Hope the old boy stands up again when I nip over to her place later. A quickie with the bathman. Helps we wake. Meet Mrs caesar (Calpurnia) across the breakfast table. Discuss whose turn it is to butter the toast.
The front man as he was the best looking. Cassius - organiser and knife sharpener. Decibellus Brutus - brother of Marcus. Had a loud voice. Dumbellus Brutus - workout specialist. Catamite bonerus - in charge of the rearguard.
Marmitus Marmitus - in charge of the provisions gaius doarunna - in charge of the getaway chariots. Kamikaze origami - imported Japanese martial arts trainer. Scipio 'skippy' - an Aussie who happened to be in Rome on a'g'day world tour. Lucretia newton-John - caesar's reserve strumpet. Make sure you smell nice for that 'little job' your boss wants to be taken care. So where Shall the deed be done?
SparkNotes: Julius caesar: Brutus
Brutus and Cassius were now a team and placed an advert in the influential. Assassin's journal to advantages see if they could form a team of like minded back stabbers. Keep it the family! Edit, the two arch conspirators soon gathered a team of like minded murderers to kill the hated Julius. Their anger increased in 44 bc when caesar announced in the senate he was now to be addressed as 'El Presidente for Life' and also said he intended to make rome an Empire and would encourage brotherly and sisterly love in high places. 'i believe in Dictatorship and Democracy' was his new electoral slogan. Everyone can vote for me or face the consequences! The team Is Assembled Edit The killers had plenty of knife practice before the mission. The names of the conspirators has been preserved - paper and what each thought he could bring to the attempt to kill caesar:- marcus Brutus - head of the team.
that cheap aftershave you once endorsed after this'. Reluctantly Brutus threw in his credit card with the others and joined Julius caesar's gang. But secretly he was hoping something would really happen to his new benefactor. He mixed cement in caesar's coffee - or left very slippery soap in the bathroom - but nothing worked. Then he found a kindred spirit - cassius Claypolis - who was trying to lose weight with the Adkins Atticus diet. He took against caesar when the latter forced him to eat an entire chocolate cake at a wild party. You see caesar only liked his friends to be fat and jolly and Cassius was neither (but then so was. Mark Antony but he had a way to get round this by working as the great man's pimp).
Conservatives ' but because they were so keen on their booze - the opposition called them the 'preservatives' as they always seemed to be permanently pickled. Choosing Sides, edit, call it, lepidus 's Law but Brutus gained the unhappy reputation for always backing the losing side. He quickly found himself in the opposite camp. Julius caesar and when the ruling party broke up on the death of 'golden Gob' marcus. Crassus in 52 bc, brutus aligned with the puffball shaped Pompous '. Pompey ' fatguts group. The 'pompey' as they were called played too many away games and lost their team captain when he moved. Egypt to raise funds for the, republicans. Unluckily for Pompey, the Ptolemies were a traditional and incestuous family.
Summary of, i am the tree by dennis, brutus
julius caesar, oui!, c'est moi, brute! Brutus, marcus Brutus (Full Name: Marcel Marcus Stillettos luigi 'cheerios' Brutus-Brutus Ghastly ) is best known for his part in 'The conspiracy to fillet. Julius caesar in public' in 44 bc - and writing being a bad loser. Marcus Brutus: a strong self fancier and favourite poster boy for the. A family of Brutes, edit, marcus Brutus was born in, rome to a family of famous Brutes who liked to boast that one of their ancestors had helped found the. His uncle, senator Supercilious Brutus, helped his young nephew to join the Opiate faction in the roman Senate who were well known for their habit of drinking hard alcohol and rigorous carousing. They also called themselves '.